Freshies' Survival Kit

I've counted the days...

I've waited long enough...

and now it's here...S-U-M-M-E-R!

Wow. That's the only word I can mouth right now. There aren't enough words in the English dictionary to describe how my first year in college went. I don't want the moments to fall into oblivion. I want to remember every little detail. and so what better way to reminisce than to share a list of things I learned in my first year in college that'll serve as a guide for the incoming freshmen out there. Trust me, you'll be needing it.

• If you get lost, don't ask for directions. If you do that, you might as well wear a tag that says "I AM A FRESHMAN".
• If your professor says "have a copy of the syllabus," don't get one. Trust me, your P5 coin will be much well spent for a fishball rather than for a syllabus that'll get stack up at the end of the semester.
• If you forget your I.D, don't enter gate 1. That's where the vigilant guards will be waiting. You don't want to be their prey, do you?
• Don't mess with the notorious photocopier. When you meet her, you may say "if she's so sick with her life, why not just end it?!" But then again, without her how will lazy students like you survive college?
• Keep your friends close, but the smarter ones closer. You know what they say, "it's better to cheat than to repeat."
• If you overslept, don't panic. Chances are the professors are much more late than you are. You'll get used to it.
• College ain't highschool. Cheating in college is a give and take relationship. You'll receive answers only if you share answers. In highschool, the brainiacs don't get anything in return.
• Lastly, unwind like children. No one is too old for childhood games. So go ahead...run like a wind and chase those blues away. Just don't do it near the CN campus or Prof. You-know-who will end those fantasies in a blink.